whats worse? blowing up a nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner?

Stranger: bin laden

You: you found me

Stranger: yey..

You: you hide now

Stranger: THIS IS THE POLICE, FREEZE SCUMBAG!

You: IM OUT OF YOUR JURISDICTION

Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

Stranger: HENK!????

Stranger: IS THAT YOU/

You: YES!!!!!!

You: hi

Stranger: hihi

Stranger: hi

You: do you like hunting

Stranger: depends what

Stranger: why ?

You: thats what we do where i am from

Stranger: and where are you from ?

You: well i cant really go into that

You: because of what we hunt

Stranger: ah

Stranger: you hunt humans

You: specifically babies

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: those lil fuckers

Stranger: PAW *headshot* stupid fkn crying is ovahr

Stranger: no moar shit in their diapers

You: yes and you stop them becoming vampires and needing to eat their sick to stop you becoming a vampire baby

Stranger: OKAY WTF HERE RIGHT THERE OVER THERE

Stranger: nice mtfkn english heheh ehey uhu

interesting conversations

Stranger: i;m from lithuania
Stranger: you know my country?

You: are you questioning my intellect?

You: then fuck you

interesting conversations

Stranger: have you ever ate a horse

You: should i

Stranger: probably not

You: have you?

Stranger: i ate a zebras face

You: what about the rest of the body?

Stranger: ran away